Break My Heart - Chapter 12

I stopped playing and pointed annoyingly pointed at the window across mine.
Joe turned to the girl next to him and said something.
She nodded and left.
Then Joe did some sort of spazzy dance all around the living room.
I couldn't help it.
I got up and went to his house.
I walked in without knocking and Joe was still dancing crazily.
I grabbed his shoulders and forced him to stop.
"Sarah! What a surprise!" he said.
"Shut up and tell me what the freakin' heck is going on!"
"Ah! So I got your attention!"
"Yeah. Why?"
"Well because you cannot resist me, love." he used a Jack Sparrow voice.
"Stop it, Joe!"
"No."
"Okay. Well? Why did you want me over here?"
"I told you. You already know."
"Well, what would happen if I didn't know?"
"Oh, well you'd have to figure it out on your own."
"Joe!"
"La la la la la la laaaaa!"
"Joe, I command you to tell me what you freakin' want!"
"I don't want to."
"Too freakin' bad!"
"I'm not going to tell you anything."
"Then why am I over here?"
"Because you're very curious."
"If you won't tell me anything, do you have anything to tell?"
"Sorta."
"Um, what does that mean?"
"It is an abbreviation for sort of."
I slapped his arm.
"Ow! What? You asked what-"
"That's not what I meant!"
"Okay, fine."
He sighed and sat on the couch, motioning me to sit with him.
"Sorta, meaning I want to show you. Because you won't do anything if I tell you."
"Um... huh?"
He turned to me without any facial expression whatsoever.
He looked me in the eyes.
I chewed the gum that was in my mouth.
What the fudge was going on?